Sunday, 13 February 2011

Treats for the one you love (Or are going to be loving)

Hello Homosapiens, Rogue has been naughty busy and I am a bit late with this one. However you still have time for the Big over spending V-day tomorrow. So take notes and Maybe do some online next day delivery. I'll be still getting mine..... (And please do if you are loving the same sex like I am am change as necessary)

Women get something for your man that either you can wear or they can enjoy or show off.

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Sexy lingerie.

Some men and women see this as a big turn on to see their partner or partners in sexy outfits. But if you gonna go down this route, don't do the obvious and let them see you in it straight away. Take a picture of it, No not with you wearing it, just have it laid out on the bed neatly with maybe a rose or other sexual long object sending them a text... "Do you like?" This will allow who ever your send the text to (Hopefully a loved one) to imagine the best of what could happen later on that night.

iClick me
  He loves technology and you love him.

  So you didn't get it for him for Christmas (That blasted holiday) but you wanna show him you do love him and respect his love for highly priced gadgets. An iPad is the way to go. Get the iPad available with 3G as this my Homosapiens can go everywhere with him. You can even get the back of it engraved specially for your loved one or a possible personal message.

Control me
 Boys and their toys.

Now I'm not much one for cars and racing and all that shit, but your man might be. So why not give him the day experience of driving the car of his dreams (or close to it for a few hours)
  • "This supercar driving Day Out offers the ultimate driving experience for any true petrol-head
  • Choose to drivie an Aston Martin DB9/Vantage, Audi R8, Ferrari 355/360 or Lamborghini Gallardo"

I'm not sure you could go wrong if driving expensive cars is what he'd love to do or does. Let him blow some steam off in this one dudettes and then after he may just empty his tank out all over you. 

Click to dine him
Dinner for two?

Now a lot of couples I know always talk about the dinner for two. And I am going to give you a link also to a restaurant that I love and is kept a little secret in it's Location. A dinner for two is the time for you to gaze in your lovers eyes, share some good food (Which should you be doing most of the time anyway) and get a lil tipsy on some good wine or champagne (Champagne please and not that cheap Moet shit every one else seems to drink). And I'm really sorry but we are in the age where woman what to be equal, so fucking act it and take your man out!!! One of my pet peves are woman dating men that earn less than then and still expect them to do everything "A man is supposed" to do and still live. No no, dudettes you asked to be equal so now clench your pussys tight and act like your equal. It's the only way.

Lets get in bed

So I'm going to be subtle with these:

  • Start with a massage. It’s not just for  high scholars anymore.  You and he may both know where it’s going from the beginning (Trust me at least he does), but that doesn’t make a sensual massage any less sensual (It just makes you both seep even more), any less erotic, and any less tantalizing. I find it very hard to give a massage to my partner without wanting to jump on them after would and visa-versa. The touching of two bodies is the most intimate thing before actual sex-sex. Give it a try, get some essentials oils or baby oil and work at those knots and you knots inside will soon be work out to.
  • Non-genital stimulation: Men are obsessed on their penises. There’s no new information there. But you don’t have to be so single-minded too. You can bring him to levels of elation he may not even realise is possible just by kissing, touching, caressing, stroking, etc. those parts of his body other than his groin that, whether he knows it or not, are his erogenous zones. Each man (each person, for that matter) has them, and while the usual points – ears, feet, neck, chest, back, arms – are all the same, which of these are his particular zones of erogenous-ness is left for you to figure out. Experiment. Watch his responses. I remember the first time my spots were found by mistake, but hey they were well hidden and I'm glad they were found.

  • Good old fashioned hand-job: You’ve got to remember, guys grew up with masturbation as their predominant hobby since puberty (or before!). And I know a lot of men even Priests too have spent hours on end tugging and cumming all over themselves hoping and fantasising it were some one Else's hand on them or even some ones Else's who-ha (Pussy or ass). You can make that fantasy come true! The hand can provide a tighter grip with more pressure than most vaginas (and Ass hole  too), along with a greater variety of angles, movements, and positions. And when a guy gets to experience this blessed sensation without having to use his own hands, it drives him literally out of his mind.

  • Give him some ORAL, please: It’s a major sticking point in men’s inner and outer relationship dialogue – whether a girl gives blow jobs and how often. Many women are squeamish about sticking their mouths around a guy’s member, some to the point of being turned off completely just by the thought of it. But the thing is – we fucking love it (Gay or Straight). Sometimes it’s all they can think about. And all you really have to do to get past any icky feeling you may have about it is to ask him to get in the shower and clean off that area really well first (And come on you want him to lick your beaver I think it's only fair). If you tell him why you’re having him do this, he’ll be soaping up faster than you can get down on your knees. Never underestimate the power of fellatio to make a guy go ga-ga over you.

Gentlemen, ladies need to know you listen and need to know you  notice little things. Now the time to show them.

Bag her up!
Bag lady!

So how many women do you know that always has a bag on them? How many women do you know with a bag on them from Primark or Walmart? Yeah women love their bags it seems, but they really don't need another cheap out season knock off of a designer or vintage now, do they? Get them some thing a bit pricey and some thing that will make their friends say "He really loves you" (and trust me a girl's friends are the key to keep her, in most un-dramatic domestic cases)

Click me to Spa me
If she feels good, you'll feel good.

Women love to feel and look good just like any other of the world's genders. Why not buy her vouchers to a spa, products from the spas or a day/weekend at the spas. Trust me when she feels good about herself, she'll probably feel more sexy and you'll probably get more sex to. But it's not all about sex is it it's about showing her you love and value her. She may need the time of from ordinary life and this is the key. 

Click a dildo
 Your a Dildo too!

So a few of my girlfriends have said they enjoy using dildos and vibrators, but what a better way for her to want YOU more is to clone yourself for her. She'll be able to have you when ever she wants when your not available which is a two way plus for you both. (And should you ever break up I bet she'll be still having you on a nightly basis.) 
Women are liars if they say they are not horny as much as men. So this yes being a bit forward with the both of you in the room, so much is possible. She's now got to for the price of one (Fuck one get one free) 

Lets get in bed

 Relax her - It's  hard for women to orgasm if they are stressed. Give her a quick back massage.
Rub her shoulders, upper back and neck to melt away the tension.

 Ignore the vagina - Do you know that longer  foreplay actually increases the chances of her
coming? (and it also helps her in getting wetter and better) That's right. By kissing, caressing and touching her LONGER, you'll build the sexual tension and often the anticipation will be very powerful.

 Change your focus - If you focus all your attention on the woman first, you'll make love to her much
more passionately. Think about it! If you've finished first and decide to help her come, you
won't have the enthusiasm and passion that's needed to keep her hot and turned on.

 Tip to last longer - Of course the first step to help her reach orgasm is by not coming. The best
way I've found to not come is: Penetrate as normal and when you feel like you're about to come, simply
move your hips in a circular motion (like swaying a hula hoop) and wait until the "little guys" subside
again. Now continue pleasuring. :D

Well I hope this Little tips and hints has helped you a little bit more. Now all that need to be done is to get to it and get doing it. 

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