Showing posts with label Playstation 3. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Playstation 3. Show all posts

Wednesday, 24 October 2012

Top 10 Sexiest Women and Men in the gaming world part2

Hello Homosapiens....... So I'm back, you're back for part two of my top sexiest women and sexiest/hunkiest men. Now I must warn you, my language may get a little sexual, or maybe a lot. But you know your Rogue boy well don't you? I haven't the time to not say what's on my mind. The top 10 guys of mine, in the gaming world, really should have reality selves.... Or maybe some have been based on a few. Game on!

#10 Akuma 

Yes, he's a so called demon, but his ripped body sends chills down my spin. If only I could find a guy like Ahhhhh... Kuuuuuu.....Maaaaa. The Street Fighter series pins him down as one of the best and un-defeatable characters in the series and boy and men a like always seem to pick him when losing a battle to the like of Chun-li. It's almost homoerotic, but growing up, watching those same guys pick him was a turn on. Those big budda beads he wears round his neck make me wonder  what else is big. But then being so well pumped up, if he were a real person I'm sure his cock would be the size of a pea, that interrupted that Princess in that one story. Oh well Akuma, stuck at number ten, I wouldn't trust you in y bed, you seem to always have a fiery temper, make me wonder what flaming std you may be carrying.


#9 Sephrioth

Yet another, I think he's meant to be Oriental. Well he's an anime Character from the Final Fantasy series. Sephi, babe has that quiet, mean boy, goth look about him. His long flowing sliver hair over his grey eyes, shit fuck Christian Grey, I got a sword wielding tall and powerful sexy dude here. Not so much a sexy hunk, so that why he's at number 9.


#8 Dante

It's his name a swag the gets him a rank in my top 10(11) list, demon killer possibly the equivalent to Buffy Summers, however I feel Ms Summers could throw a beat down on him. Yay I'm borderline sexist, physically he's sexy but if Ms summers cold be him down in my VS battle mode, then he just isn't man enough for, as Tony Braxton would say. 


#7 Cloud

Clouds cute and it's was weird seeing him grow up. He became sexy, just not a hunk. Plus he defeated Sephrioth. What a mighty, big sword you have Cloud. 


#6 Jacob Taylor

When I opened up my Xbox 360 and slowly slid the disk in the tray and injected the tray back into the Xbox, the first thing I noticed that was different in Mass Effect 2, was the sexy Afro-American Hunk. Now lets recap, hunks are men that can be sexy, some men can be sexy and some men can be both. If he was such a pussy, I would be on in like white on rice, brown on chocolate. Nice thick lips to do what I'd need him to do. I must remember that all these guys are just computer generated images, or are they? >>>>>>
I think I've changed my mind, maybe push him down to 9.






#5 Ken Masters and Nathan Drake

Nathan, is that you?
I just could choose or leave these to off my list so Ken Masters first game appearance in 1987 and is (whoopi) Three-quarters Japanese (Back to the Orientals) he's very cocky and vain and comes across masculine, a hunky semi sexy guy. Nathan Drake on the other hand, nice dark brown hair, blue eyes and Yankie and knows how to handle his grave-robbing self and a funny guy is hot. Okay I lied a little the only reason why they're together is because, if by any chance they were really I could defo have a 3some. Two in one hole any one? 




    

#4 James Vega 

He's sexy, he's hunky, but hes a bit of a brute and thick headed. Always up for a fight. nice if you're into that thing (I'm taking this too seriously now lol) Brute me up in bed thanks then get the fuck out. Dumb dudes aren't a turn on even if they are hunky and sexy looking, operative words being SEXY LOOKING!



#3 Shepard

We are getting so close to the sexiest man, not that Shepard isn't sexy or a Hunk but there are two more that have that little bit more than him. He has a look-a-like too....
Mark Vanderloo
 

#2 Nicko Bellic
Nicko, oh Nico, oooh Nicko. Croatian, Russian or whatever you are, that nose alone make me think you're packing way down, thickly to your knees. You are my number 2. Rugged and very streetwise, I  would implore you to ravish me any night and day and in one of your many stolen cars. But sorry thugmysta with the sexy accent your number 2 for a reason.



#1 Chris Redfield 
All I know is a combo of the last 4-5 men, he has won this one hands down for me. Rugged, masculine, handsome and sexy and definatly a hunk, who is a quick thinker. War guy who'll stand for what's right. Chris you are a sexy fucker. Now if only you were real, I could gargle your nuts and after we'd make a banana spilt. Funny your remind me of some one just slightly. No PSL here though, back to reality as I'm no VR Trooper. 



There you have the top 10 sexiest women and men in gaming for me, who are for you? 
Oh How could I forget SHEVA ALOMAR Chris' partner, what a fucking sexy bonus end. Pitty it didn't end in a creamy, salt virtual end. 



Top 10 Sexiest Women and Men in the gaming world part1

Hello Homosapiens..... Today lets look at some of my and maybe your top 10 sexiest women and hunkiest/sexiest men the gaming world. No I don't consider my self to be a member of the PSL clan (Perverse Sexual Lust) and it took me a while to even look at some of these fictional characters and be like "She's sexy." or "Damn he could do me now." But seeing as I have been gaming console mad of late and not paying to much attention  to the ridiculous announcement of yet another variation of the iPad thought "Why not?" and here we are. beware of the content that will follow. (Marbie smile) Lets depixelate these sexy MOFOs!

Top Ten Sexiest Women 

#10 Harley Quinn 
In her first appearance ever back in the SEGA Genesis days as a Boss in the game 'The Adventures of Batman and Robin, she has become one hot momma. A hot momma a would want to fuck with. Her twisted way of thinking after falling in love with The Joker, keeps my interested in her story. Her charm is alluring and her one liners have me on my knees. But sleep with one eye.



#9 Samus Aran
This honey has been going hard since 1986 and is often covered up in her spacesuit. However she has a girlish charm I think straightian dudes and lesbianasians would love, the girl nest door look. I don't know much about her, but what else do I need to know apart from, her being sexy? 



 #8 Christie Monterio 
Came to our console in 2001, Christie is a mixed martial arts fighter from Tekken. The only reason she's on this list is that she favours the lady whom was born on the same day as I, many year before I, Jennifer Lopez. Cute ass, nice cup sized breast and if she were real, you know tis gyal could dance. Who doesn't love a good dancer? 



 #7 Bayonetta 
Every school boy or girl has had a few moistened dreams about a female teacher in their lives, and looking like a High school teacher, who could deny that Bayonetta is sexy as the hell. With hair magical hair that wraps round her body created a skin tight witch suit, she could wrap me up any day in the web she chooses to cast, just as long as she hasn't got those handgun heals on. 




#6 Ivy
This is a funny one but she's on my list anyway. Ivy from Soul calibur, is so masculine in ways with her deep, rough tone but the body is to die for. Her short Platinum hair and thigh high boots made me at first on my first sight of her say "I'm playing with her" I suppose gay guys just love a strong woman who if they had a dildo would allow them to fuck them rotten. Ivy, I bow down. 



#5 Tifa Lockheart
When I first saw Tifa I was in in love up until my number one came along. She's that cute girl next door who over summer became a woman, with ample breasts that I'm sure a dude or dudette wouldn't mind trying to get milk out of. I'm sure she died. Oh well.  



#4 Felicia 
I'm a lover of cats, not like that and a love of anything blue, so when I first came across this blue-haired in Marvel vs Capcom (When I first came across her, you read that right?) I was in love and till this day love everything about her. No she's not Catwoman, she is in fact an alien race where she is part cat, so better. The things she could do to other and herself with that tail. Come scratch my back any day. 



#3 Chun-li
I've always had a thing for Orientals and the culture and I could go on for days speaking of such things, but that's not why we are here. Her legs are thick and strong, her cute little booty pop she does when expelling a fireball, could possibly be considered as indirect gaming porn. But she's no bitch to mess with, with her one hundred foot kick attack and spinning bird kick tricks tied up in her hair buns, who know what she can do to you if her aim was to pleasure. 



#2 Lara Croft
Need i say more with Lara? Who on earth hasn't found this English rose beauty, turned mega tomb-raiding killer bitch attractive. Yes her developers got a bit out of hand with her breast at one point, but they are now well suited to her trim frame. Her accent along is gorge. Ms Croft, you are Number 2



#1 Morrigan Aenland
Thought to be a Vampire from her looks alone, and I have a massive obsession with Vampire and wild sex, Morrigan is in fact a succubus. It's no wonder how she seduced me in to making her number one. But she is, sexy-cute with a playful manner which I love in her charter design. 


Next the men are to come...... End of Part 1 of 2

Sunday, 12 September 2010

In the coming (Count down)

So glad now that I have no massive celebrations for a while now, meaning yeap you got it christams is coming.
So for a minute in the UK alone what has Christmas become in the last 20 years. A sham, a reason to gain riches from the poor and the rich to become even more richer. Economical exploits!
I'm not to sure why I still celebrate this fad of a celebration, but I know it's not how it used to be, for me in this subject.

I remember going to my garnd Parents up in the Country with my Mom, sister and younger brother. Up until they passed on and went where? Heaven apparently.
My partener love christmas and although we have no children of our own yet, he still insists on having a fucking plastic tree in a corner of the room, with presents and sweets hanging and laying under it. fairy lights are a fucking hazzard and trees in homes just look stupid. i remember i did have one AntiChristmas, the year of the Tsunami (2008). I proudly hung my plastic tree from my cealing light outlet and thought to myself "Christmas is ghoing to be ruined for a alot of people this year. It sure has been ruined for me many years pasted."

An example, mine had no deco.
I just felt that year, well I was so low that I wasn't working and friends I thought were friends had betrayed my trust. I was in a way feeling sorry for my self. However i had just recently moved into a new apartment which was lush (Before a lodger wrecked it, having me move to the lovely area of where i'm at now). So Chritmas this yeatr will not be filled with, Nintendo Wiis and Turkey with all the trimmings or even those stupid lil decoration familites love to hang up.

Why is Christmas in such a diversely cultural Country still the number one celebration any way. What happened to Eid, Hanukkah, Diwalli, Chienese New Year and all the rest in which i can't name right now or know of, my bad. Yes it's a christian country or what it used to be. But in this day and age we shout out loud diversity yet don't celebrate equality. I'm no matyr for the world and the people and for hell as sure I ain't putting my life on the line for anyone, like that supposedly caucasian man whom rose from the ashes and walked on water. My life is mine to live for not to die for those who want more.  And to fight still on the diversity front, equal opportunities is a "Big Must" in the UK yet, you barely see any equality going n any where. In the last 20 years I have seen less and less, Black, White and Orientals run corner shops, all the fastfood joints, seem to be all run my Asian folk who give false hope to the Muslims only eating Halal meats (because every good Muslim know that meat has to be HMC approved (Halal monitoring commitee) or Killed and blessed freshly, not killed already, bought from tesco then blessed thats stupid and defeats the purpose.
Supermarkets are full of ethnic (Majority lets get that straight). Enough of this race shit it's doingmy fucking head in and what i really probably need right now is to get laid, and get laid good.

So back on the topic of me having a personal and worldy count down. I can't wait for for Christmas to come and "BE GONE" for another year. so Glad it's once a year and not more than once like EID it would do my head in. (Happy Eid to all my lovley Muslim friends and family I love you all)


What is to come? I've heard that BIG BROTHER may be making a comeback, not so much of a comeback cause it's not been gone for years but.... it's said to have been picked up by channel 5 (UK). I want to audtion if the rumors around the net are true.
Big Brother could be watching me.

I so want to buy a Chaise before the end of October as well. I was going to make the purchase this month, however I over spent on things that only needs apply to the gay over 18s society, shoes and make up. I have no hair now so I have to replace the spending money on it on something else.



Playstation move for me or not to move me?
For months on end since the dawn of this year I have been speculating like the rest of the gaming world, as such weather or not I intend on getting the new revolutionary Wii inspired, Playstation move for the Playstation3 and Kinetic for the Xbox 360. yes I love to play console hardcore and softcore games in the land of my Rogueish-camped out-fabulis world.
Xbox 360's Kinetic

Playstation 3's Playstation move controller
          
Do I drain my pockets on the Kinetic that could buy me a weeks worth of grocerys or to I take the cheap path and get the Move which will probably need some updating in the future like the Wii controller did when Nintendo brought out the Wii plus remote due to unreliable sensor pick-up?
My Partner sees me getting the both. And as I'm a spoilt bitch I take it I will be getting both. but not before.... Did you hear the Eastenders duffduffs? CHRISTMAS. He's mean like that. Why not get it myself? Well i like to save my money for my looks and food to restore my looks. Plenty of Omega 3, barrels of Booze and daily fags (the ones you light with a flame and inhale and exhale smoke) keeps wrinkles away as well as the chubby monkey. By no means am I saying this will work for you, I have a genetic make-up that protects me and a regime that I follw. Okay so I'll get both and will inform you soon.