Showing posts with label Mass Effect. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mass Effect. Show all posts

Wednesday, 24 October 2012

Top 10 Sexiest Women and Men in the gaming world part2

Hello Homosapiens....... So I'm back, you're back for part two of my top sexiest women and sexiest/hunkiest men. Now I must warn you, my language may get a little sexual, or maybe a lot. But you know your Rogue boy well don't you? I haven't the time to not say what's on my mind. The top 10 guys of mine, in the gaming world, really should have reality selves.... Or maybe some have been based on a few. Game on!

#10 Akuma 

Yes, he's a so called demon, but his ripped body sends chills down my spin. If only I could find a guy like Ahhhhh... Kuuuuuu.....Maaaaa. The Street Fighter series pins him down as one of the best and un-defeatable characters in the series and boy and men a like always seem to pick him when losing a battle to the like of Chun-li. It's almost homoerotic, but growing up, watching those same guys pick him was a turn on. Those big budda beads he wears round his neck make me wonder  what else is big. But then being so well pumped up, if he were a real person I'm sure his cock would be the size of a pea, that interrupted that Princess in that one story. Oh well Akuma, stuck at number ten, I wouldn't trust you in y bed, you seem to always have a fiery temper, make me wonder what flaming std you may be carrying.


#9 Sephrioth

Yet another, I think he's meant to be Oriental. Well he's an anime Character from the Final Fantasy series. Sephi, babe has that quiet, mean boy, goth look about him. His long flowing sliver hair over his grey eyes, shit fuck Christian Grey, I got a sword wielding tall and powerful sexy dude here. Not so much a sexy hunk, so that why he's at number 9.


#8 Dante

It's his name a swag the gets him a rank in my top 10(11) list, demon killer possibly the equivalent to Buffy Summers, however I feel Ms Summers could throw a beat down on him. Yay I'm borderline sexist, physically he's sexy but if Ms summers cold be him down in my VS battle mode, then he just isn't man enough for, as Tony Braxton would say. 


#7 Cloud

Clouds cute and it's was weird seeing him grow up. He became sexy, just not a hunk. Plus he defeated Sephrioth. What a mighty, big sword you have Cloud. 


#6 Jacob Taylor

When I opened up my Xbox 360 and slowly slid the disk in the tray and injected the tray back into the Xbox, the first thing I noticed that was different in Mass Effect 2, was the sexy Afro-American Hunk. Now lets recap, hunks are men that can be sexy, some men can be sexy and some men can be both. If he was such a pussy, I would be on in like white on rice, brown on chocolate. Nice thick lips to do what I'd need him to do. I must remember that all these guys are just computer generated images, or are they? >>>>>>
I think I've changed my mind, maybe push him down to 9.






#5 Ken Masters and Nathan Drake

Nathan, is that you?
I just could choose or leave these to off my list so Ken Masters first game appearance in 1987 and is (whoopi) Three-quarters Japanese (Back to the Orientals) he's very cocky and vain and comes across masculine, a hunky semi sexy guy. Nathan Drake on the other hand, nice dark brown hair, blue eyes and Yankie and knows how to handle his grave-robbing self and a funny guy is hot. Okay I lied a little the only reason why they're together is because, if by any chance they were really I could defo have a 3some. Two in one hole any one? 




    

#4 James Vega 

He's sexy, he's hunky, but hes a bit of a brute and thick headed. Always up for a fight. nice if you're into that thing (I'm taking this too seriously now lol) Brute me up in bed thanks then get the fuck out. Dumb dudes aren't a turn on even if they are hunky and sexy looking, operative words being SEXY LOOKING!



#3 Shepard

We are getting so close to the sexiest man, not that Shepard isn't sexy or a Hunk but there are two more that have that little bit more than him. He has a look-a-like too....
Mark Vanderloo
 

#2 Nicko Bellic
Nicko, oh Nico, oooh Nicko. Croatian, Russian or whatever you are, that nose alone make me think you're packing way down, thickly to your knees. You are my number 2. Rugged and very streetwise, I  would implore you to ravish me any night and day and in one of your many stolen cars. But sorry thugmysta with the sexy accent your number 2 for a reason.



#1 Chris Redfield 
All I know is a combo of the last 4-5 men, he has won this one hands down for me. Rugged, masculine, handsome and sexy and definatly a hunk, who is a quick thinker. War guy who'll stand for what's right. Chris you are a sexy fucker. Now if only you were real, I could gargle your nuts and after we'd make a banana spilt. Funny your remind me of some one just slightly. No PSL here though, back to reality as I'm no VR Trooper. 



There you have the top 10 sexiest women and men in gaming for me, who are for you? 
Oh How could I forget SHEVA ALOMAR Chris' partner, what a fucking sexy bonus end. Pitty it didn't end in a creamy, salt virtual end. 



Top 10 Sexiest Women and Men in the gaming world part1

Hello Homosapiens..... Today lets look at some of my and maybe your top 10 sexiest women and hunkiest/sexiest men the gaming world. No I don't consider my self to be a member of the PSL clan (Perverse Sexual Lust) and it took me a while to even look at some of these fictional characters and be like "She's sexy." or "Damn he could do me now." But seeing as I have been gaming console mad of late and not paying to much attention  to the ridiculous announcement of yet another variation of the iPad thought "Why not?" and here we are. beware of the content that will follow. (Marbie smile) Lets depixelate these sexy MOFOs!

Top Ten Sexiest Women 

#10 Harley Quinn 
In her first appearance ever back in the SEGA Genesis days as a Boss in the game 'The Adventures of Batman and Robin, she has become one hot momma. A hot momma a would want to fuck with. Her twisted way of thinking after falling in love with The Joker, keeps my interested in her story. Her charm is alluring and her one liners have me on my knees. But sleep with one eye.



#9 Samus Aran
This honey has been going hard since 1986 and is often covered up in her spacesuit. However she has a girlish charm I think straightian dudes and lesbianasians would love, the girl nest door look. I don't know much about her, but what else do I need to know apart from, her being sexy? 



 #8 Christie Monterio 
Came to our console in 2001, Christie is a mixed martial arts fighter from Tekken. The only reason she's on this list is that she favours the lady whom was born on the same day as I, many year before I, Jennifer Lopez. Cute ass, nice cup sized breast and if she were real, you know tis gyal could dance. Who doesn't love a good dancer? 



 #7 Bayonetta 
Every school boy or girl has had a few moistened dreams about a female teacher in their lives, and looking like a High school teacher, who could deny that Bayonetta is sexy as the hell. With hair magical hair that wraps round her body created a skin tight witch suit, she could wrap me up any day in the web she chooses to cast, just as long as she hasn't got those handgun heals on. 




#6 Ivy
This is a funny one but she's on my list anyway. Ivy from Soul calibur, is so masculine in ways with her deep, rough tone but the body is to die for. Her short Platinum hair and thigh high boots made me at first on my first sight of her say "I'm playing with her" I suppose gay guys just love a strong woman who if they had a dildo would allow them to fuck them rotten. Ivy, I bow down. 



#5 Tifa Lockheart
When I first saw Tifa I was in in love up until my number one came along. She's that cute girl next door who over summer became a woman, with ample breasts that I'm sure a dude or dudette wouldn't mind trying to get milk out of. I'm sure she died. Oh well.  



#4 Felicia 
I'm a lover of cats, not like that and a love of anything blue, so when I first came across this blue-haired in Marvel vs Capcom (When I first came across her, you read that right?) I was in love and till this day love everything about her. No she's not Catwoman, she is in fact an alien race where she is part cat, so better. The things she could do to other and herself with that tail. Come scratch my back any day. 



#3 Chun-li
I've always had a thing for Orientals and the culture and I could go on for days speaking of such things, but that's not why we are here. Her legs are thick and strong, her cute little booty pop she does when expelling a fireball, could possibly be considered as indirect gaming porn. But she's no bitch to mess with, with her one hundred foot kick attack and spinning bird kick tricks tied up in her hair buns, who know what she can do to you if her aim was to pleasure. 



#2 Lara Croft
Need i say more with Lara? Who on earth hasn't found this English rose beauty, turned mega tomb-raiding killer bitch attractive. Yes her developers got a bit out of hand with her breast at one point, but they are now well suited to her trim frame. Her accent along is gorge. Ms Croft, you are Number 2



#1 Morrigan Aenland
Thought to be a Vampire from her looks alone, and I have a massive obsession with Vampire and wild sex, Morrigan is in fact a succubus. It's no wonder how she seduced me in to making her number one. But she is, sexy-cute with a playful manner which I love in her charter design. 


Next the men are to come...... End of Part 1 of 2

Monday, 22 October 2012

Wii Marbie Wii

Hello Homosapiens....... The new Nintendo games console, not so creatively named Wii U is almost on shores around the UK, witnessed it's fist commercial apparently during (fi)X-Factor on ITV on Saturday 20th October, however I made sure I watched out for it a never saw the advert.

It sport a tablet styled controller which is going to be possibly it's best selling point and not only has this time Nintendo bosses targeted casual, family and kid games, it has now surprisingly targeted the hardcore gamers. Game such as Batman Arkham City and Mass Effect 3 are just two titles set to coming out in the Nintendo's launch window. Speaking of Launch window, Nintendo's window is open from November stretching way into March 2013. A window or a wormhole Nintendo?

The advert

Unless you are a follower of consoles and games you probably haven't heard much of the Wii U, nor probably care, but as a parent you're going to want to care to shut your kids mouths up behind their teeth when they see that Nintendo has beat Microsoft  and Sony to the next gen (generation) consoles, well next gen for Nintendo that will now years later after it's predecessor is now sporting High definition 1080p graphics (Parents thats a good thing).

Premium Console £350
Basic Console around £250
The Wii U will be pricey especially as it's come out of nowhere to kick you in the asses and will debit your cards and take your cash in two ways if you decide to jump on the wagon as so many have in the gaming world. The console comes in two memory sizes the first being an 8gb model that will run you here in the UK about £250 and come in white (Basic Wii U), where the other model a whopping Marbtastical 32gb which will be priced from £310 with Nintendoland game or £350 with ZombieU (A game for the older crowd)(Premium Wii U).
In saying that if you don't already own a Wii, you won't be getting the all important sensor bar that SHOULD come with it in the 8gb box-set, because Nintendo have it in their minds that everyone has jumped on their wagon before therefore should own a sensor already. (In my case I do, however my Husky puppy found her way to the lead and chewed like a bitch). However opting to pay more for the black console which is obviously being flagged as the better choice (Funny that, Black coming out on top for a second time, Vote Obama), you shall receive in your boxes not only the all important sensor bar but and one of the newly designed controller pads (cough Xbox-cough-360 clone).
Nintendo have stated, the future will hold better prospect for the 8gb model, where consumers will have the option of upgrading the systems with external hard drives, which is bad at all, but why not make it available now? (Oh Money, money, money) Oh I forgot to say you to intend to buy the 8gb console buy a sensor bar from HERE, HERE OR HERE

The Tablet Controller
The Wii U Gamepad, as it is called, incorporates traits from tablets devices, the GamePad incorporates both usual input methods such as buttons, analog sticks, and a D-pad (Good old D pad) and a touchscreen. The touchscreen can be used in conjunction with a game by providing alternate functionality or an asymmetric view of a scenario/scene in a game. The screen can also be used to play a game whilst someone else is watching the TV however details on which games would be able to do so are limited at present, just like everything else with the Nintendo Wii U. 
The Games: You Know Mario and his companions will be here somewhere right? 
 Released 30th November 2012

 Released 30th November 2012 

 Released 30th November 2012 

 Released 30th November 2012 

Yes the Launch date for the UK is the 30th November 2012 and the USA should launch on the 18th November a tad bit earlier than the UK, but we all know the US of A, has always been favoured, I favour them sometimes (Marbie smile). Other titles and their release dates can be found HEREHERE or HERE

So I'll be definitely be getting mine and I will review it after hours of playing what ever system I decide to help break my bank-account, but you shall here from me before that. Memoirs of Marbie, chapters from Dominica are coming soon. 

The advert again
Nintendo E3 Presentation of how the Wii U will play.