Hello Homosapiens....... I'm allowed to dream of sunkissed, glowy skin right? Thats what I thought.
Fat chance of that as of late so i guess I'll have to wait for my trip to Gran canaria (Any homosapiens going in the Month of August?), or I can use the fake tan.
My dear Jubilee left a bottle of hers at mine the other day... I couldn't resist temptation, I squeezed the long brown bottle into my hands and felt its warm (It was laying in rays of sun coming through the window), chocolately liquid gentley drip upon my, fore-arm. The smell was a little gross and over perfumed but hey after it soaked in, I saw a difference.
I hope I don't become the first dark skinned Essex dude lol. Nah I like the real look to bad, but hate to stay in the sun..... Cancers and wrinkles and all.
Stay safe when tanning and please buy nice smelling fake bakers. xxx